I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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