Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
