You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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