He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm really busy with my period
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