are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
