Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So squirting runs in the family.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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