His pubic hair was longer than his dick
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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