So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This house was built for laser tag.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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