When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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