no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hippo gnu deer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
