addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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