I didn't shave. On purpose
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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