I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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