saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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