Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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