i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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