I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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