the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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