If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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