you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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