Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It's just like the Real World with babies
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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