I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dignity is for republicans.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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