i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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