Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Someone signed my nipple.
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