Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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