do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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