He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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