Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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