I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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