Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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