I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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