It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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