You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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