I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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