he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
