real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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