Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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