It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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