come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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