Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
you never un-have a 4some
Randomize
