Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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