The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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