My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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