The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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