idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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