I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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