Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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