Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
