I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
