Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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